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Oy Vey, where do I even begin lol...

So I go and rate somebody who has a NAZI parody image which I found pretty damn funny. I am half Jewish (yes, you can be half jewish people,we exist). I left the rate like this:

"LMAO @ The Nazi image! Im half Jewish and that shit was funny! A ten to you!"

So he writes me back asking me how I could be half Jewish because he said Jewish people are not a race. Oy Vey...so I googled it to make sure since...my whole life I was told it was a RACE and RELIGION....and he is what I found...

Are Jews a Race?,

In the 1980s, the United States Supreme Court ruled that Jews ARE a race, at least for purposes of certain anti-discrimination laws. Their reasoning: at the time these laws were passed, people routinely spoke of the "Jewish race" or the "Italian race" as well as the "Negro race," so that is what the legislators intended to protect.

Well then...I suppose I made my point. Sheesh, what the fuck, Chuck, it's been how long and Im still telling people, "It's both a race and religion."

I have heard so much Nazi propaganda it's not even funny. I maintain a sense of humor about Nazi and Hitler parody images because I've always been one to laugh at that shit. I grew up being called a flithy Kike and when I was 9yrs old some redneck idiot boy whooped my ass at school calling me a filthy rat who outta have my jew nose cut off and shoved up my ass. As I became older I realized...screw people like that....they're probably all inbred anyways! LOL. I was told because my mother was a full Jew...that makes me full Jew....but what the fuck about my father's decent? Im also Scottish and Native American. Blackfoot Indian Tribe (which calls for a NASTY temper...lemme tell ya) lol.

Now..I come from very unorthadox stock. In fact...my mother (the Jewish one as my father was the Scottish Gentile lol) used to go to Costco every month and by those tasty pork loins they sold. She'd stick huge chunks of these loins in a crock pot with some BBQ sauce and PORK AND BEANS...and let that cook all day. By the way....it was soooooo tasty and I highly suggest that recipe to anyone! I got teased so much by CLOSE friends that my mom was the most anti-jewish jew they knew...and she was lol! We also never celebrated one Jewish Holiday growing up because she loved the Christian ones...and Christmas was her favorite (go figure). The debate may rage on but the bottom line is this...Jewish people are a race and a religion. Get over it. Pork and beans anyone? lol!

I also understand that I may take some heat for this entry from those who stumble upon it...but im prepared for any retarded remarks left concerning this issue. Now if you'll excuse me...Im gonna go make some Macaroni and Cheese....From a box not blessed by a Rabbi lmao. :P